December 2010
8 posts
As much time as I poured into Harvest Moon games, my only clear memory is of...
– reddit
me: this rain is depressing me.
mom: without rain, you won’t have rice.
me: oh.
p.s. because i know my dad will probably find this on the internet: hi dad.
We all went to the same school and just as we were leaving, a fellow called...
– Bono, recounting the inspiration behind Miracle Drug
Two students walk out of a toilet. One of them says to the other, “At Harvard we were taught to wash our hands after taking a leak.” The other retorts, “At the Moscow University they taught us not to piss on our hands.”